"I watched Season 4. I guess I already knew this, but apparently, I'm quite a genius ... I think I feel pretty comfortable in expressing any kind of like not-my-cup-of-tea because -- this has been expressed a thousand times over -- it's obviously not somebody doing what they do and trying really hard to make people happy. It is very much like an impression. An unflattering one. It's just 13 episodes of people doing 'Huhhhhhhhh ... I'm Dan Harmon! Haha! 'Die Hard!''"
"They replaced us with two guys who didn't know what they were getting themselves into. They went to Comic-Con, saw what was going on. People dressed as spacemen and bananas and shit; people going, 'Holy shit, I cut myself every night and watch Community.' And they went, 'Fuck' and I think they tried their best and I think that was the best idea — not the best idea, as it turns out, but the most admirable kind of impulse. It's like, 'Let's not let these people down. If there's anything else we do, let's not let these people down' …
"Watching this season, I have such an impulse to do the show that they probably got hired to do. They could have done just a sitcom set at a community college ... And they would have beaten me. The system would've won. I would've just crawled under a bridge and pooped in a bucket and just died."
"Writers fighting other writers is the fucking American dream in the eyes of Sony. That is what they want. They want creative people rewriting each other. They want creative people replacing each other. They want us interchangeable. They want to think about writing the way they think about the guy on assembly line 24 that puts the final screw in the fucking PlayStation. They want to think about us all that way. And I shouldn't even say 'they,' 'cause it's an 'it.' It's a fucking machine. There's not a single person that works at that corporation that isn't also thought of like that by the fucking SkyNet! All of them! ... The system just wants us all fucking not being human. But they accidentally -- in their quest to recoup their investment -- they made a TV show with a bunch of actors that make people really happy. And we got 13 more episodes."
"[For the next season] they're going to feel my love and kisses. But it won't be in the form of a fucking 'Matrix' spoof, like 'I'm back! Look! 'The Wire'!" That's not what I ever was ... Watching those characters without me there wasn't fucking cool, man. It's like flipping through Instagram watching your girlfriend just blow a million guys."